Describe your life as an object !!

I was in a toastmaster meeting that other day and one of the most interesting events is the table topics, in which a person is asked a question and has 1-2 minutes to improvise a speech about it, so one of the most interesting questions was
"Describe your life as an object " , and it got me thinking :

If I was an object, how would I describe my life ?, well first different objects have different descriptions for example :

a juice cup : always held with delicate, getting to touch the lips of my love every once in a while, bringing a great taste to whom I touch

a mug : warm, special, I am always kept close to whom is holding , with every sip he takes from me, he gets calmer, quieter more relaxed, so I bring comfort to whom deals with me

glasses : giving people a more clearer vision in life, so they wont be confused in there daily roles

a pen : used to close deals, wars begin as a soon as i spread my ink but then I could end them too , I am used to write ones most valuable , his diaries his passion , I am loved , I can be really fancy and I am always in the front pocket the closest to heart as possible

a watch : I wait for no man or woman , I keep going non-stop , people organise there lives, set appointments and even sleep according to wait I tell them and even at my worst conditions when I am broke or my battery is dead , I am still right twice a day

a chair : if I was a priceless wooden chair, or a fancy, not to be seated on expect by leaders of great nations , as a chair I always manage to get people fighting over me , from the earliest of ages in school they fight over who gets the the chair in front , at word who gets to set on the chair in the managers office , even in huge countries men and sometimes women struggle in order to sit in the presidential chair.

a book : I conceal great knowledge in me and only give it to whom who takes the time of reading me , nations are judged by how they treat me , people's characteristics and knowledge is decided by what they read , in way I control the faith of humanity.

a mirror : I could be a bathroom mirror , seeing how people really look before dressing nice and using makeup , or I could be at the mall seeing people fixing their makeup, in way I am really objective, I only reflect what I see, not caring for what that person thinks about it.

but then again it all comes to what object you choose , and how you describe it, I am sure anyone who reads this can think of many more than I did , and much more convincing explanations, so please don't hesitate to comment on this article